just one click
Wednesday, October 22, 2003
That's all it took to really take the shine off the latest advance in penile prosthetics for five Texas men, but with a bit more attention to the look and feel the device could become the hottest "tool" for Bangkok's club patrons - at least the male ones.
The Texans were on probation for drug offences and had to produce a urine sample to show they were free of drugs - a procedure not unknown in Bangkok nightclubs and saunas recently. An observant assistant noticed a distinct "click" when one man's penis touched the side of the metal collection container and on investigation discovered that the man's manhood was not all man!
The aptly named "Whizzinator" that the men were using was a supposedly realistic looking (but obviously not sounding) prosthetic penis that dispenses drug-free urine samples. They are sure to be available in Bangkok soon, so next time you see a bulge in the jeans of the person dancing next to you, put on your best Mae West voice and ask "Is that a Whizzinator in your pocket or are you just please to see me?"